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Posted by YOURNAME on June 6th, 2008 @ 5:22pm
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OI YOU LOT I have something a lot more important than stinking NEWTs to share and I am only sharing because I love you all very much.
WHY HELLO THERE. Meet Mssr Remus Jr, Esq, esteemed Nibbler of Cheese, Taster of Puddings, Builder of Holes, and apparently Eater Of Own Feet.
Me and Remus Sr saved him from owl crunchings. Aren't you jealous?
Compliment him now please, Remus Jr had a traumatising childhood and needs lots of love to recover.
Also if any of you let your cats near him I will kill them with my own bare hands. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Posted by YOURNAME on May 31st, 2008 @ 7:12pm
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To the lady or gentleman who thoughtfully retrieved my boxers after last night's festivities:
a very just reward will be supplied for returning them unharmed.
In the case that more than one of you came away with someone else's underroos, you will know if they are mine by the broomstick pattern. Impressive broomsticks, mind you. VERY impressive. All dancing about and happy to see you.
Keep them as a memento if you like, but remember, no reward if you do.
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Posted by YOURNAME on April 26th, 2008 @ 1:18pm
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[Private to Remus]
Is it just me, or is Prongs sort of not really looking at me every time he looks at me?
[Private to Lily]
So did you do something to Potter? Poison his poor, malleable little mind against me? Etc?
[Private to James]
Let's do something.
And let's have it involve any three of the following:
-firewhisky
-broomsticks
-Olivia the Flying Motorbike
-McKinnon's knickers
-A cat belonging to a Slytherin
-That wicked spell for making things glow different colours we came up with first year
-Weed
-Moony's jane austen books
-fire
Your pick.
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Posted by YOURNAME on April 14th, 2008 @ 12:12pm
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You're a bunch of fucking monsters. I hope you know that.
[Hexed violently private to adult order members. NO KIDS ALLOWED. ESPECIALLY NO JAMES.]
Err.
So as it turns out, Dueling Club really doesn't but it when the bloody sodding Hellbitch wants you six thousand feet under. Got a lot more people killed than I saved. I wasn't much good to anyone, this time around. And I didn't sign up to fuck you lot over. so.
Any of you auroring types got any helpful hints about, you know, not being forced to spend entire cataclysmic battles running like a little girl while your hell alien robot cousin tries to kill you? I need a better way to fight back than shrieking stunners at her. Stunners that miss because I am fucking useless.
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Posted by YOURNAME on March 27th, 2008 @ 10:58pm
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[Gryffindors]
You do realize that I hate you all forever for planning a party that is not actually an enormous Sirius Birthday Bash. Arseholes. Do I have to do everything MYSELF?
(I take it back if you are in fact planning a party for me as well. Except Benj is an arseface anyway.
Oi, Fenwick, I'm joking, stop looking at me like that. Stop it!)
[OOC note: if you're wondering if it's a coincidence that Sirius's bday is almost exactly a week off of mine...it ain't. WE ARE ONE.]
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Posted by YOURNAME on March 19th, 2008 @ 6:00pm
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[Private to the Order]
All right. This is fucking ridiculous. Three days and no word on what's going on? So either we're not doing anything, or no one's bothering to tell the new recruits? Either way it's bullshit. I didn't sodding join to sit on my arse when my fucking cousin and her pals are two hundred and fifty sodding innocent people've been slaughtered.
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Posted by YOURNAME on March 16th, 2008 @ 6:25pm
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[Order]
Whatever the plan is, I want in. Now.
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Posted by YOURNAME on March 13th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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WHICH ONE OF YOU TWATS TOOK MY RECORD PLAYER??
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW RARE RECORD PLAYERS THAT CAN PLAY IN THIS BLOODY SCHOOL ARE
YOU HAVE TO DO ALL SORTS OF SODDING CHARMS TO TAKE OUT THE TECHNOLOGICAL BITS BUT MAKE IT SO THE BIT THAT FITS THE MUGGLE RECORDS STILL FITS AND ARGH
IT IS ZIGGY STARDUST TIME YOU ARSEFAC
oh there it is.
False alarm! As you were.
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Posted by YOURNAME on March 3rd, 2008 @ 10:04pm
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I HATE YOU ALL.
Except Marlene McKinnon WHOM I ADORE AND WHO HAS GOOD TASTE.
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Posted by YOURNAME on March 3rd, 2008 @ 8:44pm
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POLL:
FROM A SUBJECTIVE, NON-SEXUAL POINT OF VIEW (that means you are judging based on aesthetics alone and not who you'd shag, Benjy) which of the following is better looking (IE does not look like a giant stick-bug whose eyes are going to fall out of her stupid head?)
Or
[Hexed against Remus Lupin]
Anybody who doesn't vote Remus gets my foot up his arse, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. AND A FOOT UP YOUR ARSE MAKES YOU UNDENIABLY MORE GAY THAN ADMITTING THAT A BLOKE IS AESTHETICALLY NOT BAD TO LOOK AT IN A NON-SEXUAL WAY DOES.
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